A Men’s Guide: How to Use an Escort Service in Prague

Someone taught you how to change a tire, drive a nail, and do your own laundry. There are certain rites of passage that every man is, or should be, prepared to take on solo at some point in his life- think of this as your goto rite of passage guide on how to hire escorts in Prague and what to expect

There comes a time in the life of every man that we consider hiring an escort. Whether it be for a bachelor party, some serious eye candy for an event (we’ve all yearned to piss off that ex), or for some no strings attached awesome sex, the curiosity has been there. Maybe you did get the necessary balls together to hire one and backed out, or had a terrible time because you were too nervous. Maybe you were just too worried about looking like a loser. Whatever your reason, you’re here, reading my guide, so I assume you haven’t yet paid for the single most greatest experience of your life. That’s alright. Maybe it’s even better this way.

I am a man of distinctive tastes and fairly impressive assets. I have hired escorts from all over the world, but escorts in Prague have absolutely no competition here. The women are absolutely gorgeous, perfectly legal, and by all accounts some of the best groomed and well read women I have ever had the pleasure of purchasing. So, for this particular guide -perhaps a better title is the “Beginner’s Guide to Escorts”… I’ll work on it- I’m going to be referring to these highly skilled and impressively professional ladies explicitly.

Alright, before I dig in to exactly how to get yourself an escort in Prague, I need to make sure that you all are on the same wavelength here… Escorts are professionals. No different from any other professional in the world. No different from chefs, cops, lawyers, doctors, mechanics- whatever. They are professionals. They are selling you a service. If you’re a good client- you’re polite and punctual, charming and considerate, they will respond in kind: Putting their best foot and finest skills forward for you to enjoy. Think about a time when you were cooked an amazing meal. You went and told the chef what a great job he did. Maybe you upped the tip? Whatever it is, you made sure that your professional was well aware of the fact that you were grateful. Now, think about a time that you’ve been an asshole at a restaurant. Chances are you got served subpar food with shit service, if not entirely kicked out of the restaurant. Same goes for escorts in Prague, and those the world round. You treat them with respect and generosity, and they will do the same for you.

That being said- for all you bleeding hearts out there- just because a guy pays for sex doesn’t make him a loser, in fact, it may well make him more brilliant than the rest of us poor schmucks. I’m not going to try and stitch my own wound. I imagine there are many women out there who possess the skills necessary to be able to do a decent job of throwing in a couple stitches- but I’m not going to them. Why? Because of the possible complications. Wounds can get messy, they need additional attention. I’m going to go see a professional. They’re going to stitch me up and send me on my way. Past the care necessary to get the job done, they’re not going to bother me. The likelihood of suffering complications from having a professional stitch you up, as opposed to those that could happen if cared for by an amateur, is much much lower. I like to think of escorts in this same manner. They are pros. The likelihood of extraneous complications, specifically with escorts in Prague (remember: legal), is insanely low. They aren’t going to be angry if I forget their birthday and the most definitely won’t be shocked to find out that I’m just into it for the sex. Not only that, but when procuring the services of high end escorts, the likelihood of contracting some manner of unmentionable venereal horror is quite a bit lower too. Their livelihood rests solely on their ability to be clean, high class, and highly sought after. And just like all other professionals- you tend to get what you pay for.

Escorts in Prague are an excellent choice for many men and for just as many reasons. They are great companions if you’re going through an emotionally damaging time, like a divorce. They’re fantastic for a one off that has fewer risks and consequences than your average bar skank. They’re also really great for people who are stuck in sexless marriages. You get your rocks off, she’s discreet, no one gets hurt.  Escorts in Prague are also pretty spectacular for exploring budding sexuality that you wouldn’t be comfortable sharing otherwise. There are things that I feel comfortable telling an escort that I wouldn’t tell to a priest or even my shrink.

So- now that we’ve got all that pretty much figured out, the only other bit of wisdom I have to impart is how to secure their services. This is actually the easy part. Find a reputable escort. This can be done online. There are over 200 advertising sites for escorts in Prague alone. Find one you like the look of, check she advertises the type of services you’re looking for. Once you have on selected, be prepared to verify who you are via ID or passport. This is called vetting. They want to make sure that your not some insane asshole that’s going to hurt the merchandise. Once that’s said and done, there is generally some process you have to go through to verify funds. Either you pay an up front fee, or they retain your credit card information. Once this has all happened, most agencies will put you into contact with the girl via email or text. This is not sexy time, I repeat- THIS IS NOT SEXY TIME. Now is the time where you work out scripts for your upcoming appointment, or let them know exactly what it is you’re looking for. This time is for discussion of business and nothing else so save your cheesy bullshit for the sex phone operator.

If you’re paying for your date in cash, make sure that you have the agreed upon amount, in an unmarked envelope, on your person when you show up. Sliding them that envelope is generally the signal to start the clock. Most decent escorts will request that you shower before getting busy. This isn’t a commentary on your hygienic skills- it’s just one of the things they do to keep themselves safe. Comply and always be a gentleman. Shortly after you shower, she’ll probably take the reins and show you the time of your life. Enjoy! You’ve earned it.